User:Don Juan

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Gears.png As a Tech on RationalWiki: I pledge to try my best to help whenever an instance of technofuckwittery ensures, even if it is a severe case of PEBKAC. I furthermore pledge that I will try to avoid breaking the wiki, but if I make a mistake, I will be grateful to whoever speedily fixes it.

This is the user page of Don Juan, enter at your own peril.

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Contact points

You can find me on the newsgroups and posting under the nym "Oxyaena", befitting my tendency to use paleontology-themed handles.

Recommended works

  • The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (1776) by Edward Gibbons, very informative and arguably the first work to use the scientific method in the study of history, so Edward thereby founded modern historiography, although Xenophon and Thucydides can also lay claim to having founded the field of historiography.[1]
  • The Origin of Species (1859) by Charles Darwin, recommended for anyone interested in learning about evolution, and even as a refreshing reminder for people already versed in the subject, as I am. [2]
  • The Prince (1519) by Niccolò Machiavelli, excellent work of political science, opened my eyes to many things.[3]
  • The Time Machine (1896) by HG Wells, one of the founding fathers of the genre of science fiction.[4]
  • Watchmen (1986) by Alan Moore. The graphic novel that forever changed superhero comic books, alongside Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, of course.[5]
  • The Sandman (1989) by Neil Gaiman. Long running comic series heavily focusing on "mature" themes like mythology, morality, immortality and the like. Good stuff.[6]
  • The Devil's Dictionary (1912) by Ambrose Bierce. Perhaps the best work of satire in all of history, in my humble opinion.[7]
  • Don Juan (1824) by Lord Byron, where I got my username from. Parody of the classic epic poem wherein it portrays the titular Don Juan as someone who's not a womanizer, but is instead easily seduced by women. [8]

Useless shit

This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
This user is a Ninja.
H2g2.jpg The meaning of life has nothing to do with god or fate or any of that bullshit. It's 42.
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Orangina Burlesque Penguin.png This user, for one, welcomes our new orangina-drinking burlesque penguin overlords.
This user likes it kinky
This user believes that Donald Trump is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
This user likes to play with her pussy.
This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
and he worships this user.
ia! ia!
Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
Graduation-cap.jpg This user went to public school and was never educated.
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This user smiles every time he thinks of Ted Haggard.
Rusty-spotted cat 1.jpg This user is worried that the
Rusty-spotted Ceiling Cat
is watching them masturbate.
This user has been touched by
His Noodly Appendage.
This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science.

This user is an ape —
and so are you.
Atom.jpg This user does not believe in so called Tolerance when it compromises Truth.
Pi-symbol.gif=3.0 This user wants to teach the real controversy.
(1 Kings 7:23)
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This user is concerned about the environment.
Karikatur 7.jpg Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us.
Red Rose (Socialism).svg.png This user is a socialist.

Atheismsymbol endorsed by AAI.svg This user supports state atheism, but would allow believers to practice their religion, build places of worship, etc.
Donald-trump-secim-840x420 (cropped).jpg This user thinks that Donald Trump doesn't represent this user's America.
Emperor.JPG This user is watching you... always watching you.
This user knows the Romans invented Disco


This userpage was vandalized by Don Juan and all I got was this lousy userbox.
Open book 01.png "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

- WC Fields

user This user is a user.
This user oscillates Xbox 360s with the belittling leak, and knows it obnoxiously redeems to give the peculiar orcs some sporks.
Earthsat.jpeg This user believes in a young Earth

  — 4.5 billion years young.

Radioactive.svg This user is radioactive with an activity of roughly 8 kBq.

This user thinks Hypatia of Alexandria was the pinnacle of womanhood.
This user is a Yank.
This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with his secret sauce.
BrainMop.jpg This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify)
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you.
Future.gif This user is not a janitorial oligarch moderator, but might want to run for it...
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
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This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
— Buddha
This user is a Pagan.

...and you'd make such
a cute toad!
This user utilizes the Pipebomb of Truth.
Anti communist.png This user is strictly opposed to Stalinism.
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This user is male.
This user brakes
for goats
IQ This user's IQ is π.
Just one look at this user's pussy drives Dysklyver wild.
This user is Spartacus!
Panic attack.jpg This user suffers or suffered from Anxiety Disorders

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This user greatly respects Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

Statue-Augustus.jpg This user is a lover of History

This user is a fan of dinosaurs.
This user is only here for the
Benito Mussolini and Adolf Hitler.jpg
This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
This user supports the Green Party.

Equals-sign-blue.gif This user believes that everyone is equal, regardless of race, religion or gender.

This user believes the Pledge of Allegiance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.

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