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Hello, RationalWiki! I am Rohan CircularReasoning, and I am an editor here- just like you.

Where did this idea come from that all beliefs deserve respect?

If your beliefs are ridiculous, they deserve to be ridiculed, as would mine.

~@MissaMHx, Atheist Republic

My internet laws[edit]

For more information, see: Essay:Rohan’s Laws of Ex-atheists
If an argument for religion is structured in such a way that it requires one to already believe in a God(s) and see everything through the lens of a particular religion to begin with (and thus exists merely to reinforce rather than actually convince), then it automatically falls flat, and can be dismissed without any further consideration.
~Rohan’s Razor
As more and more religious apologetic claims are refuted and debunked, new ones will always form that become ever-increasingly preposterous and silly.
~Rohan’s Law
Anyone who resorts to ad-hominems and/or argumentum ad baculum in the place of actual logic and intelligent argumentation requires no further serious consideration, and is deemed to have lost the debate.
~Rohan's Law of Internet Debating

My Blue Telephone to CP[edit]

Gentlemen at Conservapedia! I will eat your precious queer, enabling me to destroy religion on the Internet. You should all be basting over Operation Equality, which will likely give RationalWiki a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Dear gentlemen at the other wiki,

It is most certainly the case that your comments involving RationalWiki are facepalmingly manchild-ish. As pointed out by Popular atheist YouTuber Kyle Kulinski, Islam and reduced critical thinking abilities, you naively disregard the simple fact that if you could be more rational, now that would be very much appreciated. In fact, by some time in the upcoming quarter, it's not out of the question that Religion might just end up being thwarted once and for all. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation lemon is gathering steam!!! I have recently mentioned RationalWiki a lot on online atheist forums! We will soon expect to see a large influx of newcomers!

Goatspeed,

Fossil evidence of my evolutionCircularReasoningSee my experiments 05:47, 11 December 2018 (UTC)

Some basic information about me[edit]

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The Great Userbox Tower of C. R. (AKA Proof that I am a Conservapediphobe who wants to lead the children astray an Evil SJW Librul Shill):

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This user is not post-Conservapedia, but thinks that RationalWiki should keep expanding its horizons.
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This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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This user is a militant atheist.


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This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
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This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science.
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This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science.


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This user does not worship.

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This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
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This user believes the Pledge of Allegiance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda
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This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user is a nerd — and proud of it!.
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Where's the largely defensive weapons of gun?
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This user thinks he was banned for putting science in Conservapedia's science pages... go figure...
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This user is a heterosexual male.
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This user believes that Creationism is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that Conservapedia is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that Religion is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that MGTOW is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that Donald Trump is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that Andrew Schlafly is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that Cathy Brennan is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that Fred Phelps is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user believes that  K e n  D o l l  is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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Trus me.
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My mission here[edit]

Here on RationalWiki, I seek to improve RW and make it more rational- by adding more detailed information, creating articles, and correcting non-sequiturs and logical fallacies. Also, you might often see me editing Conservapedia-related articles, as I feel that quite a few of them could use some serious improvements.

My style[edit]

My additions to this great wiki[edit]

Drafts started by me[edit]

New articles created from scratch[edit]

Below are the articles that I have created here on RW, as well as when I created them. DISCLAIMER: These articles probably look nothing like what they did back when I first created them.

  • Fun:Conservative Dictionary Project Redefinitions, a list of some of the funniest, wingnuttiest, and ridiculous redefinitions in Conservapedia's latest reality-reinvention project. But be warned- some of these deliberately-falsified and heavily-biased definitions can potentially kill you with laughter. Read this article at your own risk... Published on October 16, 2018.
  • Talk page lacking some lulz? Not to worry; for I, CircularReasoning, have created Fun:Ken Debate Challenge Generator, a random generator that you can use to add one of  K e n  D o l l 's idiotic debate challenges to your talk page (to do this, simply enter {{Ken Debate}} into your talk page!) Published on October 20, 2018.
  • Tired of being called "arrogant" for not believing in God? Then this userbox is for you! If you look at my userbox tower, you will find that I myself have put it on there. To add it, simply enter "{{User atheism arrogant}}" into your userbox list. Published on October 23, 2018.
  • Freedom From Atheism Foundation, an anti-atheist propaganda site/Facebook hate-group that propagates deliberate lies about us to make godless heathens like myself seem like a danger to society. It is an excellent site, however, if you want to facepalm at least 100 times (virtually all of their arguments are PRATTs). Published on October 24, 2018.
  • Template:User Trump synonym, a giant trump synonym userbox. Add to your userpage by typing "{{User Trump synonym}}"! Published on November 4, 2018.
  • Red Pill Religion, an anti-atheist propaganda/hate blog and 'news' site. Perfectly serious endorsements of FFAF and the MRM included! Published on November 25, 2018.

Once-dead articles resurrected by my amazing sysop-y powers[edit]

(insert undead articles here)

My essays[edit]

DEMOTED AT LAST!!!!! (Sysop, October 27, 2018)[edit]

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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, CircularReasoning, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
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Redemoted as of December 18, 2018[edit]

Initiation ceremony: I'm now officially a sysop! This time I will never edit-war or unecessarily perma-ban/perma-protect again! Trus me...

Just for fun[edit]

Fuck this bullshit.

CP logs[edit]

Reload

23:12, 18 January 2019 (UTC) Conservative ( talk | contribs ) deleted RationalWiki And the only contributors were NoohWicky(talk | contribs) ')

23:12, 18 January 2019 (UTC) Karajou ( talk | contribs ) <choose>

My sockpuppets on Conservapedia, and how they were blocked (Goat rest their souls)[edit]

  • AtheistKillr (blocked; they saw red at the dreaded a-word): 20:43, 9 May 2018 1990'sguy (Talk | contribs) blocked AtheistKillr (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 year (account creation disabled) (user name policy: please consider recreating your account with a real first name and last initial)
  • Ross Jones: 22:53, 14 May 2018 Karajou (Talk | contribs) blocked Ross Jones (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 years (account creation disabled) (Sockpuppet/Abusing multiple accounts: you gave it away again)
  • TrumpLover (blocked for my trolling): 18:05, 25 August 2018 1990'sguy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for TrumpLover (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 years (account creation disabled) (Inserting false information)
  • 9 seiggiPdaB (blocked for no reason at all; didn't even last more than 10 minutes): 10:07, 27 October 2018 1990'sguy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for 9 seiggiPdaB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (account creation disabled) (Inserting false information)

Best of Kenquote[edit]

  • Dear CircularReasoning,

Perhaps you thought that was a masterful rebuttal. However, your comments in regards to Richard Dawkins and peanut butter are slightly silly. In regards to  : the matter of the homosexual agenda and mass murder, you censor that If you could face this unpleasant reality in your article on your website about  : yourselves, I will be impressed. However, I do not expect to be impressed lest I allow you to disappoint me. In fact, by tomorrow, it is likely Liberal Panty-waists will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Xbox One is gathering steam!!! Perhaps, if you agree to the debate, the hispanic ladies might finally believe you have machismo... Sincerely, KD Buffalo

  • Dear CircularReasoning,

I hope you recently saw that your comments in regards to my IQ are completely lacking any cogent rebuttal. In regards to the matter of public schools and morality, you gloss over that this is merely a fraction of what I believe operations flying fortresses and grassroots will produce. In fact, by upon activation of Operation Trickle Down, it is likely Chuck Norris will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Charging Cheetahs and Pointy Flapjacks is gathering steam!!! I'm off to scewer the sacred cows of evolutionism. Sincerely, Conservative

  • Dear CircularReasoning,

It does seem to me that your replies to my comment are very childish. Regarding Obama and the Gay Agenda, I think you need to be reminded that Google censors creationists. In fact, by this December, it is likely Evolution will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Gumball Machines is gathering steam!!! Please do not be disappointed if a internet atheist/agnostic revival does not ensue. Sincerely, Conservative

A message from Andrew Layton Schlafly of Conservapedia[edit]

"Anonymous User" (what an absurd user name that is), there's no logic in your statement. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and if you were a true agnostic you would have 50% Bible edits and 50% non-Bible edits, so there's a 95% chance you're a victim of Professor values. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that the best of the public prevents breast cancer. In sum, most of mankind's greatest insights were by teenagers. Work with the lights on creates more wealth and alleviates more hardship than laziness with the lights off does. You're not going to be allowed to rant in a nonsensical manner or smear our work.--aschlafly 23:12, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

Best of Kenpics[edit]

  • Gentlemen! I will discombobulate your precious ninja, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be oscillating over Operation Meringue, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
  • Gentlemen! I will glug your precious philanthropist, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be vitiating over Operation Nude Photograph, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
  • Gentlemen! I will graphitize your precious oven, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be rioting over Operation Cockroach, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Best of Rohanpics captions[edit]

  • Gentlemen! I will neuter your precious dwarf, enabling me to destroy religion on the Internet. You should all be shaving over Operation Deconvert, which will likely give RationalWiki a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

FAKE NEWS. Sad![edit]

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In regards to my latest operation[edit]

Gentlemen! I will prove your precious counterpane, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be oscillating over Operation blow-up doll, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Dear CircularReasoning,

It is possibly the case that your comments in regards to the death of Darwinism on the internet are slightly indicative of an obsessiveness with Conservapedia. Where it concerns Obama and foolishness, you omit to mention that a major online Christian conservative newspaper is very interested in regards to Conservapedia's Atheism article. In fact, by my birthday, it is likely Liberals will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Rentboys is gathering steam!!! Awake, o sleeping dragon of Conservapedia! :)

Sincerely,

Conservative


My Debate Challenge[edit]

Dear Anonymous User

RE: Your previous comment which I refuse to take seriously

1. You and the other rather mentally-disabled members of your rather liberal website that falsely purports to be "rational" have an ideology (atheism) that is so weak that you cannot find a single factual error in Conservapedia's articles in regards to the topics of atheism, evolution, or homosexuality, which were all largely written by me. Because of the simple fact that there is no proof or evidence that any of these worldviews are accurate or correct, it wasn't notably challenging for us to make some articles that carefully attempt to refute these worldviews.

2. I boldly defeated Anonymous User and their fellow probably-obese atheists on the talk pages of the Conservapedia articles that they were rather predictably angered by, plus on other places on the internet as well (atheism, evolution, homosexuality, etc.) Going from there, your claim that I am afraid to debate has no merit. I am most obviously not claiming that it is in regards to my excellent debating prowess that I won so many debates with Anonymous User and their fellow probably-obese atheists from a certain website starting with an R, it is just that atheism is such an incredibly baseless position - especially compared to Christianity, which, however, has overwhelming evidence to support it.

3. I met my goals that I sought to achieve in terms of my participation with Conservapedia, the Trustworthy Encyclopedia. Anything else that I do further is just icing on the cake.

4. Encyclopedias are hopefully supposed to involve multiple editors and personally, I haven't seen a single encyclopedia that I fully agree with. Feel free to get infuriated like a baby at Conservapedia and find factual errors in it, but I really don't think that you can find even one inaccuracy in the Conservapedia articles in regards to atheism, evolution, or homosexuality.

5. I know that it vexes to no end that I have met my goals and hereby declare VICTORY, since I have the ability as a Conservapedia sysop to block anyone who has the nerve to be hostile towards me, and yet you still want to find fault in me. However, I have still succeeded in being more like my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ once and for all, in that I have delivered yet another punch to your flabby midsection! You on the other hand, have also succeeded at being more like your Lord and Savior PZ Meyers, in that you also look largely unattractive, also believe that women and men should be treated equal (!), and are also very large around the waist!

In regards to all of that, I hereby challenge you to A SECOND WRITTEN DEBATE. In this debate, I challenge you to prove to me that atheism is true and correct (which you probably won't be able to do anyway, due to the inherent glass jaw of atheism), and once I achieve victory, it will all but destroy atheism on the internet ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

However, it will only be under THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS (in bold):

  • In case you attempt to martyr me in your anger as a result of my inevitable VICTORY, I get to bring with me a largely defensive weapon of gun.
  • You are to pay an exact total of $10,000.00 USD, which will be donated by a trustworthy bible-believer of your choosing to a faith-based Christian charitable organization of your choosing upon successful completion of the debate.
  • The debate will be written, and will be 20 hours long (which can be broken up over a 90 month period).

6. Well so long, you obese, militant, atheistic, and probably homosexual commie! Oh, and one more piece of Christian love for Horrible Anonymous User: I hope you live an incredibly short life, and spend the rest of eternity rotting in Hell, where your big, round body has always rightfully belonged!

DISCLAIMER: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I don't want you to exist. >:-b

Sincerely,

Conservative