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The Onion is a satirical American weekly news magazine, and its associated web site. Over the years, The Onion has expanded from a simple magazine to a massive company, running a website that beats most professional news organizations and running television skits where the production values rival those of CNN. Because of the high quality of The Onion's appearance, it's little wonder that it sometimes gets mistaken for the real thing.
The Onion also has an entertainment/pop culture newspaper and website called The A.V. Club, which features pop culture news, reviews of almost every form of media (TV, albums, books, etc.) and interviews presented in a humorous but factual tone. The site's head writer was Nathan Rabin until 2013. The A.V. Club maintains a separate identity and has very little (if anything) in common with The Onion, mostly to avoid people mistakenly thinking that The A.V. Club presents fake news like The Onion.
The Onion has in the past extended into a movie (critically panned, even by its own A.V. Club), and most recently two TV series — Onion SportsDome on Comedy Central and the Onion News Network on IFC. In 2013, a pilot for Onion News Empire, a behind-the-scenes look at the ONN newsroom, was made for Amazon.com. (It wasn't picked up.) There have also been three original Onion books - Our Dumb Century, a history of the 20th century told through fake Onion front pages, Our Dumb World, a Hollywood Atlas filled with stereotypes and Black Comedy, and The Onion Book of Known Knowledge, a mock encyclopedia of all existing knowledge.
In June 2014, The Onion launched Clickhole, an ancillary website that seems to be The Onion's take on Huffington Post-styled reporting. It also had StarWipe, parodying celebrity news sites such as TMZ, which was launched in September 2015, but is now defunct as of June 2016.
Poe comes full circle
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From time to time, people mistake articles and stories from The Onion and ONN (its parodic "Cable News Channel" counterpart) as being true stories, to comedic effect. Usually this is limited to the Facebook pages of credulous people, but sometimes... it leaks out.
In 2002, the Beijing Evening News ran a story in which the United States Congress threatened to leave Washington DC unless a new capitol building, complete with a retractable roof, was built. Their source was an Onion article written to parody the practice of some sports teams of leaving their home cities for ones with better facilities. The Beijing Evening News soon retracted the piece, but not before the author, who had picked up the piece wholesale off the internet without citing the source, vehemently defended the truth of the article in an interview with the LA Times, saying "How can you prove it’s not correct? Is it incorrect just because you say it is?"
The temptation to publish an article where the Speaker of the House for the decadent, immoral American government calls the Capitol a "drafty old building ... no longer suitable for a world-class legislative branch," must have been overwhelming. We expect that one day soon, the Beijing Evening News will achieve the same level of fact-checking, accuracy, and attention to detail that are the hallmarks of the American media.
In 2012, China was at it again! In December, they congratulated Kim Jong Un on being named sexiest man alive by—guess who—The Onion.
Also in 2012, Iran's state-run news agency touted an Onion poll which "proved" rural white Americans prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Obama.  They were promptly mocked by Israel and were forced to correct their mistake.
Amidst the major
soccer football scandal in May 2015, former FIFA VP Jack Warner leveled accusations that the Swiss arrests of over a dozen top-ranking FIFA officials were part of an American conspiracy motivated by losing the 2022 bid to Qatar. His proof? The article FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup in the United States, describing a nervous Sepp Blatter announcing an immediate start to a new World Cup in Los Angeles within hours of the arrest, with "the U.S. national team leading defending champions Germany in the World Cup's opening match after being awarded 12 penalties in the game's first three minutes." After being ridiculed, Warner's videos and various social media posts were quickly taken down and reuploaded with the Onion references removed.
Bizarre editorial cartoons
The Onion hosts a single editorial cartoon allegedly penned by a man named "Kelly." Kelly is a bitter curmudgeon who views the world in a black-and-white dichotomy of innocent, heroic Republican American fundamentalist Christians versus filthy liberal hippie Democrat foreigner feminist atheist commies. His comics accentuate their point with cameo appearances of Lady Liberty, usually weeping or overjoyed, and with author self-portraits quipping snippy, pun-laced one-liners.
The cartoons are actually drawn by Ward Sutton, a liberal political cartoonist who is much more talented than his persona. The Kelly cartoons satirize a particular demographic: the middle-aged, white Fox News crowd, with a simplistic right-wing worldview and a love of mindless entertainment.
- The Onion homepage
- Clickhole homepage
- StarWipe homepage (archives)
- Stories from The Onion, as interpreted by Facebook. Prepare for facepalm.
- r/AteTheOnion, people who fall for Onion articles, similar to literallyunbelievable.
- And now they're prophetic.
- The Onion website
- Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
- No joke.
- New York Times