The Daily Mash
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“”"It's news to us."
- "Religious Belief Makes You Smile Like A Psycho Killer, Say Experts"
- "OK, we'll get jobs, say poor people"
- "Church of England 'an enormous waste of everyone's time'"
- Self-explanatory title. Posted 18 March 2008.
- Because, you know, poor people prefer to be unemployed because living on the dole is such a sweet lifestyle. Posted 24 January 2012.
- Self-explanatory title. Posted 26 July 2013.