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The Battle of Gay Bowel Syndrome[edit]

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[1] So you find the death of a thousand men on HMS Hood a topic of humour do you Ken? Ha ha ha, those who died on 9/11 is a great joke, do you find that funny? Then again you have shown much scorn for unionised firemen who went into the buildings knowing damn well they would not be coming out again so you probably do. You total and utter fucking wanker--Mercian (talk) 11:56, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

I apologise for the above post and would remove it if it were not RW policy. Rage over but that lowlife has somehow done the impossible and sunk even lower.--Mercian (talk) 12:04, 1 February 2019 (UTC)
@Mercian Nah, don't worry. He deserved it; his heart is full of more hate than I previously thought, and I fully agree with your initial comment. --Goatspeed. Fossil evidence of my evolutionCircularREmail2.gifasoningPrototype lab 17:43, 22 March 2019 (UTC)

Pssst Ken![edit]

Gay Bowel Syndrome

A couple of points on your last missive

  1. Using "Hood" as an analogy is particularly applicable to a racist website like yours.
  2. The "Germanic efficiency" you gloat about were Nazis. Yup. you're literally cheering on Nazis. You could've used Bismark, or Tirpitz, or Yamato, but you chose to cheer on the Nazis. Very "Christian" of you.
  3. Read up on what happened to the Bismark. That is literally the analogy of your life.
  4. The fact that you're resurrecting GBS 8 years after you were handed your arse on what bullshit it is, shows just how weak your argument is.
  5. Quote mining people does not facts make.
  6. Well done on covering the family friendly encyclopedia with gay bowels again.
  7. Does the syndrome also affect Mormon girls who have anal sex to preserve their virginity?

Lets see how long it takes for your post to vanish. Oh, it already has. LongLostLegend (talk) 12:02, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

Denying obvious truths.
I would ask how he is allowed to get away with this crap but Schlafly is just as much of a turd as he is. He can get away with crap but if you call Ken a fool on CP you are threatened with the ban hammer. [2]--Mercian (talk) 12:10, 1 February 2019 (UTC)
It's easy - Ken (like all the early sysops) regurgitates a huge amount of the homophobic, sexist, racist drivel that Andy masturbates himself to sleep with every night. It doesn't matter if it's correct or not, if Andy likes it - it goes in the encyclopedia. The irony being that Andy and Ken probably share equal responsibility for the conservative community shunning Conservapedia, like a gay stepchild. LongLostLegend (talk) 12:20, 1 February 2019 (UTC)
Although this was vaped it seems to double down that WW2 was the fault of Britain. Conservative (Talk | contribs) deleted page User:Conservative/Gentlemen ‎(content was: "Mercian, Between being the fountainhead of Darwinism and helping to craft a poorly done Versailles Treaty, the Brits played a key role in terms of help..." (and the only contributor was "Conservative")) With the vile posts he allows to stand it is horrifying to think what is behind his many over sited posts. It would be very hard to find but I believe Schlafly himself referred to 1930s Germany in favourable terms to the contemporary UK. --Mercian (talk) 09:05, 3 February 2019 (UTC)

Who has the gayest bowel?[edit]

For anyone interested - if you head on over to and read the talk pages of user:RuyLopez (Ken’s sock over there) you’ll see him get completely owned on the Gay Bowel Syndrome stuff. I don’t know why he is rehashing it now given he was completely thumped by everyone on it some 10 years ago. Enjoy. Acei9

WIGO entry from June 2017

I never noticed this matter because I rarely think of homosexuality. Generally, I only think about of the topic of homosexuality when the media mentions the subject.
One of the reasons I rarely think of the subject of homosexuality is the inoculation I received against homosexuality from the John Wayne movies I watched. :)
 K e n  D o l l  (FSTDT link)

Just imagine...[edit]

You know nothing of Conservapedia and you stumble on it and are immediately directed to an “essay” explaining how John Wayne has straight and clean bowl health and that people don’t associate Armish with anal sex. Is the no better deprement to the cause than Ken. Acei9 23:49, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

See also: The Atlantic's November 20, 2007 article on What Conservapedia Is Really About
I wonder if Andy ever looks at his works and despairs--"Shut up, Brx." 05:12, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
It's a fun thought experiment but I really doubt he has that sort of self-awareness and reflection, or if he does, he certainly lost it years ago. --It's-a me, LeftyGreenMario!(Mod) 05:15, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
It's funny how much of human civilization is driven by lack of self-awareness--"Shut up, Brx." 05:18, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
And you then decide it is a fantastic resource for your child's education, after all that is CP's stated purpose. As for Andy despairing, no chance. Ken is his useful tool to say things he totally agrees with whilst being able to distance himself from such comments --Mercian (talk)
I mean, cocky people are people who run for government and then run for civilization, and you need a certain amount of cockiness to just dismiss and stomach criticism you're going to get, especially the vicious stuff. Call me for a lack of imagination, argument from incredulity, but I just can't imagine a shy, sensitive person ever winning office. But I don't think Andy runs civilization lol, he's more of a symptom of Bible fever... maybe more like pneumonia. I really don't understand either Andy or Ken's thought processes. I'd go insane from building so many walls to deflect criticism and double down, they'd crush me. --It's-a me, LeftyGreenMario!(Mod) 05:24, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
You're dealing in vulgar stereotypes when you say "he's more of a symptom of Bible fever... . I really don't understand either Andy or Ken's thought processes." Actually there is quite a disparity between Andy & Ken's approach to the Bible. Andy approaches it from a Roman Catholic perspective, and Ken's Methodism restrains him from participating in Andy's Bible Project. All this is quite evident in the "fundamentalist" concept of cp:spirit, which is a redirect to "Holy Spirit". If CP was as "Bible based" as anti-Christian religious bigots make it out be, this error would have been corrected a long time ago, a full page on "Spirit" would have been created. Ken's either not knowledgeable enough to fill in this glaring gap or too concerned with atheism, homosexuality and evolution. And Andy has no religious instruction other than Roman Catholic teaching and tradition, which tossed out the Bible centuries ago. That leaves it to me to do a page on the meaning and definition of "spirit" from a bible-based perspective. But I'll leave you rational intellectuals to your hate-filled, errant bigotry and stereotypes for now. nobsI'm all yea'res 19:30, 22 March 2019 (UTC)

Ken's message area.[edit]

He advised that we could post on this page [3] if we wanted to communicate with him. As you can see that statement, like every other thing he types with his keyboard is absolute and total bollocks.--Mercian (talk) 20:42, 26 February 2019 (UTC)

This is, oh... *chef's kiss* Semipenultimate (talk) 22:19, 26 February 2019 (UTC)
This message is better [4] - (talk) 22:43, 27 February 2019 (UTC)
Link goes to an error page. Semipenultimate (talk) 15:53, 28 February 2019 (UTC)
He deleted it after I posted. He is like a devious dirty old man who tries to lure a kid in with sweets before closing the gate and denying he did such a thing in the first place.--Mercian (talk) 16:47, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

Article of the Year.[edit]

Ken unilaterally decides that one his shit pieces which is nothing more than a copy/paste of other articles of his, without any regard whatsoever of other users work, is [5] That is how dictators operate after all. Meanwhile in Andyland, being right-wing murderous scumbags had nothing to do with the New Zealand Massacres, it was Facebook [6] Before he comes back with any "Witty" repartee I would like to remind people what Ken thinks of victims of terrorism "Pro sodomite sluts and whores" --Mercian (talk) 23:15, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

Fucking dumb ass. Obviously if there was no Facebook this would never have happened. WTF is wrong with you? Can't you see the logic in this? Acei9 02:50, 18 March 2019 (UTC)
It's not incorrect that social media, and more broadly the internet, has made it a lot easier for the worst of the worst in society to form large communities and spread their toxic mentalities without social or legal repercussions. It's not obvious how to address this short from overreaching government action. Maybe the Luddites were right all along. 2A02:1810:4D34:DC00:6C5D:2EE2:4AFB:6C04 (talk) 03:18, 18 March 2019 (UTC)

Ref Essay: To the British agnostic Mercian, re: your bitter obsession with my views on the Manchester Arena bombing[edit]

[7] So criticising your view that the victims were "Pro sodomite sluts and whores" is a bitter obsession is it wanker? If you want to play the cunt two can play at that, I still have the screenshot where you described the victims as such, I think I will now post it on all the social media I can, Schalafly employers and patreons etc to show the world that for every vile article which is allowed to stand far more vile articles are deep burned. lets see if you are still Schalafly's blue eyed boy after his name has been dragged through the mud.--Mercian (talk) 10:07, 17 March 2019 (UTC) (UTC)

Schlafly doesn't have a name to drag through the mud. But link to your threatened social media blitz please. — Unsigned, by: / talk
Kind of thing I'd like to read about in the Mail Online - "Sick US website celebrates Manchester terrorist bombing" and links to the Westboro Baptists. LondonGrump (talk) 17:29, 18 March 2019 (UTC)

Mike Pence - not a real conservative[edit]

| Mike Pence isn't a real conservative according to Andy. Acei9 05:21, 22 March 2019 (UTC)

@Ace McWicked WTF seriously?! *BANG* Well, there went my irony meter. --Goatspeed. Fossil evidence of my evolutionCircularREmail2.gifasoningPrototype lab 17:40, 22 March 2019 (UTC)
That is a thing of beauty. LondonGrump (talk) 08:39, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
It'll be interesting to see who Andy sees as the perfect conservative these days. I'm guessing Ted Nugent. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 10:22, 23 March 2019 (UTC)